Why??????

Why does my 5 year old write his F backwards.
Why is your classroom so small?
Why does child A hit child B?
Why does your room smell like shoes?
How do I make my child be on time?
How can I make his printing neater?
Why isn't my child reading yet?
If my child is tired can he have a nap?

Take one of the following answers and insert where applicable No, I don't know or I don't care!

We had open house tonight... it was a really long day and now I am writitng in communication books... a long day, a long night and then another long day as I am going to Elton John tomorrow night... ahhh life in the fast lane. NOT. Till the wekend that is all there is.

J