My people tell me that you are looking for a body double, I think that I am the man for the job. I look great in heels and I will do anything to get out of the one horse town for awhile and away from the rest of my crazy family. I enjoy singing (although my voice is changing) and dance well.
I have included three head shots for you to look at, they are for your personal enjoyment only, please do not reproduce them without my consent because if my dad finds out he'll plotz.
I hope that I can join you, Harry and the rest of your pals soon - the sooner the better!
Sincerely
Maxim P. Dog
Drag Queen
PS Happy Halloween
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