Thursday, May 10, 2007

CSI - Lanark County

It was a sunny Wednesday morning when the tragedy was discovered
A newly bloomed tulip was viciously decapitated by an unknown assailant

and left on the sidewalk for all the other tulips to see

The neighbours were interviewed but no one saw anything

The usual suspects were sought out and questioned about their where abouts at the time of the incident

these two had a realistic alibi given that they are already behind bars

and this one was sleeping and had a witness to corroborate her story

One small black cat is still at large, she is considered armed (with claws) and dangerous. If spotted please notify the authorities as she needs to be questioned in the case of the decapitated tulip

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